come give me a hug if yr into getting humped.
i forgot to update. now i have bunches of stuff to
i have two new boyfriends. yes, two. one is
a boston terrier named spike. he's the owner of one
of mom's friend's brothers. the other is a boy who
knows a boston terrier and dib and brandon. his
name is ethan and we've kissed with tongues. he
mom moved into a new house without dad. now i poop
in the yard. well, mostly i do. i have four new
friends that i hang out with. i like emily the best.
she calls me peechme. she's almost smaller than me.
we both like cheese. but, not as much as i like
ham...or jaki likes cheese.
monday was my first birthday. i pooped all over my
crate while mom was at work. she tied me to a tree
in the front yard and sprayed me with a garden hose.
i got hella mad at the waters. i drank so much of
it that i threw up twice. then mom put my new
harness on me, gave me a squeaky sheep, and we took
a nap. being angry make me wear out. i think dibchu
took pictures and maybe i'll post them again.
i used to hate the neighbor dogs. now i just make
fun of them. it's more effective that way. Current Mood: rejuvenated