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Below are the 7 most recent journal entries recorded in wasabi the pichu ^_^'s LiveJournal:

Monday, July 12th, 2004
12:33 am
i ain't dead, bitch.
i will henceforth be known as "roast beefy a weefs".


Current Mood: still huttish like jabba
Friday, February 6th, 2004
2:06 pm
damn hoes, i'd done forgotten my password for
this. actually, i'd also forgotten how to
type. anyway, I AIN'T DEAD YET.

i'm living with my grandparents in illinois,
i had surgery on my belly, i grew 10 lbs., i
wear sweaters, i poop outside, and once a week
i go to charm school. i totally own my
grandparents. they make me gravy eat gravy
on my food, feed me crushed ice, jump around
in the back seat of their suv, and i rarely
have to be caged. maybe later i'll post xmas

Current Mood: amused
Saturday, August 9th, 2003
10:51 am
i love the weekends. a time for me to wake mom up at 10 a.m. to feed me,
lick myself, and chew on my dental bone. i really could not be happier unless you
covered me in peanut butter and shaved hams.

and no, i don't use lj-cut. i'm a freaking dog.

Current Mood: contemplative
Sunday, July 13th, 2003
4:15 pm
i'm feeling really gassy today. totally worn out from the party
at the house last night. if my paws were shaped right i would've
schooled all you bitches at super c and paperboy.
think ima nap the rest of the day. kthx.

i'm one sexy bish.

Current Mood: sleepy
Thursday, July 3rd, 2003
8:22 am
come give me a hug if yr into getting humped.
i forgot to update. now i have bunches of stuff to

i have two new boyfriends. yes, two. one is
a boston terrier named spike. he's the owner of one
of mom's friend's brothers. the other is a boy who
knows a boston terrier and dib and brandon. his
name is ethan and we've kissed with tongues. he
likes ham.

mom moved into a new house without dad. now i poop
in the yard. well, mostly i do. i have four new
friends that i hang out with. i like emily the best.
she calls me peechme. she's almost smaller than me.
we both like cheese. but, not as much as i like
ham...or jaki likes cheese.

monday was my first birthday. i pooped all over my
crate while mom was at work. she tied me to a tree
in the front yard and sprayed me with a garden hose.
i got hella mad at the waters. i drank so much of
it that i threw up twice. then mom put my new
harness on me, gave me a squeaky sheep, and we took
a nap. being angry make me wear out. i think dibchu
took pictures and maybe i'll post them again.

i used to hate the neighbor dogs. now i just make
fun of them. it's more effective that way.

Current Mood: rejuvenated
Monday, March 24th, 2003
1:07 am
wearing my sunday best...for me to poop on.

stupid damned kimono. i'm going to eat it.

Current Mood: cranky
Saturday, February 22nd, 2003
2:46 am


i can't say i'll update often. i have places to go, things to stink.

Current Mood: gassy
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